三打白骨精英文劇本？.那么，三打白骨精英文劇本？一起來了解一下吧。

though never say never~~but Tough! this time
I can't even find the subtitles of flirting scholar(唐伯虎點秋香)
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Wish you luck,man

This day, four people of teacher and pupil walk the deep mountain.Tang's 僧 is hungry, the 悟 is empty to jump up the high in the clouds then on hoping," the south mountain one is fresh and red, wanting that is a mature mountain peach necessarily, treat I take off the amount to allay one's hunger with teacher." Drew a circle with the gold hoop stick when 悟 get empty to walk, instruct the teacher, teacher the younger brother:" deep mountain in there will be the devil, you ten million can't come out a son!"
????There is indeed as expected a bones 精 in this mountain, she think:" hearing of to eat the meat of Tang 僧 can longevity."Taking advantage o the 悟 gets empty to leave, she rushes toward then the bottom grasps Tang's 僧 , wasing however stabbed dizzy by the light of gold that circle send out.The bones 精 changes to make a beautiful looks woman then, saying only that send the monk the rice, want to near to Tang's 僧 .Those eight quit to see woman's bone all 酥 , where still know demon.The 悟 got empty to come back at this time, he that fire eye gold however the 睛 is difficult to bilk, raising the iron staff and then beat to go to towards the demon.That demon makes" solution corpse method", throw down the false dead body, the true body escaped.
????Seeing that woman dies on the ground, Tang's 僧 blames and scold the 悟 the

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs----音樂起， 旁白：A long time ago, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother didn’t like her very much.She made Snow White do the housework all day and all night.----白雪出場( 掃地,做清潔.)白雪：My name is Snow White , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?----音樂起，皇后出場皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the most beautiful?魔鏡：You are beautiful, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.魔鏡：Yes. She is Snow White.皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter,come here, come here!獵人：Yes. I’m here now.皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White far away to pick some flowers.Find a place and kill her.獵人：But she is the princess. …皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her again.獵人：Yes!皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me.獵人：Yes!----音樂起白雪：( 高興地摘花 ) One flower,two flowers,three flowers…. How many flowers! How beautiful!獵人：( 慢慢地拔出刀,但猶豫著說 ) Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!白雪：( 看到后大聲哭叫)What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?獵人： I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.白雪：But who?獵人：The queen.白雪： But why?獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will runfar away and never come back again.獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child.白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little house.白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a house, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Oh, how I want to sleep!旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the house came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were looking for gold in the mountain.①老學(xué)究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!②開心果：Who is it?③噴嚏精：Maybe it’s the ghost!④瞌睡蟲：Let’s go into our house quietly.⑤害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.⑥老頑固：Maybe it’s the witch.⑦手拿燭光照到白雪的臉. ①~⑦他們都驚叫起來老學(xué)究：What a lovely child!開心果：How beautiful!噴嚏精：Who is she?瞌睡蟲：Don’t wake her up.害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?老頑固：Kill her.白雪： ( 醒來 ) What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are senven dwarfs.七矮人：(齊說) Yes,But why are you in our house?白雪：The queen wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.老學(xué)究：If you look after our house.開心果：If you do some cooking for us.噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.害羞鬼：But you must be careful.老頑固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house.On the other hand, when the bad queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful?魔鏡： You are beautiful. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.皇后：What? Snow White is not dead?……Haha,I got a good idear.旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the house .皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty apples to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.白雪：Hi, good day, my good grandmother.皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! Could you have a taste. This one, please!白雪：OK! Thank you! ( 咬了一小口,死了 )皇后：Hahaha….Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprised to see Snow White dead七矮人：What’s the matter?老學(xué)究：Snow White is dead.七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the bad queen. (哭著揀一些花放在白雪身上)旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose. One day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be kind to her,please.王子：Yes, I will.I will love her forever!( 吻白雪手)旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life白雪：Oh, my god! Where am I? What happened?王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my queen, will you?白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!----音樂起,旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show白雪：Good Bye!七矮人：Bye-bye! May you Happy Forever!白雪、王子：Thank you.Good Bye.See you later.(謝幕)

三打白骨精的英文劇本，我演過，相當(dāng)成功，（人物可刪減的） 人物：T唐僧 S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B變成的村姑 B2：B變成的太婆 B3：B變化成的老頭 N：哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，遞給S) S: Look,master (湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E) T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But…… T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(兇相)? E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看) E: This is…..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1) B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門) S: (回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah…… T: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t…… T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭) T: (嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋) S: (咬牙切齒)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，離去)(音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is....... T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出現(xiàn)) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走) T: (驚)You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(對T)I've called the police. N: (搖醒B)You are under arrest .(出示證件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(帶走B) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音樂響)《敢問路在何方》(這個放伴奏) T: Let's go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet...... PS.提供我們演的視頻http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjQ0NDA4NDg=.html

(on black high murder night, the cold outside, the world will be able to withstand the warm and friendly Chaifang internal)
Then “吱呀” ……
Chaifang the dilapidated wooden doors beep issued in this dark quiet night looked very strident "scene Pageant" paintings suddenly rise to the instant when, by his surprised expression;"hiss ~" scene so stealthy shape, Fanshen quiet Cai doors will be plugged. "Baihu ~" scene delivered prominent white chest, "Bohu, you thin the ~" "Oh, for the Iraqi people around a wave, wide belt is finally not enough!"Baihu with the head head, reminiscent smile," Oh, Wets! "" You really America!"prominent eyes reminiscent of the exaggerated lips light rays Zhang Tao," what?"a wonderful scene Woods warrants, "I mean your earrings~"
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"In fact, in a word, from your door to the moment has been the have been buried in my mind, would be total and that of exports," paintings Nielenie reminiscent of the stylish, eyes full of static electricity, "No problem, you said that people listening to this" scene back to the circumstances, is very sorry, "your clothes in the shoulder area, a gap. I saw a lot of red Bra ~ "" oh, you really bad ~ "scene wild show him, the Bohu two kids, Of course also the time off the fingers a touch of Bohu.
"Oh, that you learned that the Simon son, a little lost on the ground of that book, I bring it back to you" scene out of the White Paper that the artists lost, "it is your poetry collection?"
" 0 "Baihu cast a glance the scene hands tokens of faith :" You said on this "How the steel line " ?Since then you like poetry, I put it to you now, treat older documents! "
"A~ "scene excitedly immediately collapsed ~
"Alas, when a man is not the cause, we must have love, when a woman does not love, the need for more love, I know you usually pretend faction you sure look natural, a few have never seen the real men."

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